The Defenders

This is going to be a season long review, seeing as I essentially binge watched the entire thing in the span of 20 hours. It's mostly spoiler free, but I have a lot of feelings about the ending so I will end up talking about that in detail. I'll give you a heads up so you can skip those paragraphs if you prefer. Plan accordingly.

Annabelle: Creation

I mentioned this before, but my mom loves dolls. Loves them. And in my house growing up, we used to have this one doll who would open it's eyes and change expression based on its body's position. Once, I turned around and its eyes had magically opened. Needless to say, I really, really hate dolls.

Midnight, Texas: "Sexy Beast"

"I'm looking for a hot blonde."
"Yeah, who isn't, buddy?"

I won't say that Midnight, Texas has incredibly stellar dialogue. But it's things like this that make me chuckle just a little bit while watching it.

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Annabelle

Well, the prequel to this movie is now in theaters, so I figured that I might as well watch the original first. It's a horror movie about a creepy doll. That's a decent way to pass an evening.

Snakes on a Plane

This is a movie that exists. And it takes place on a plane. And occasionally, there are snakes. Some of them are very real, live snakes! That's right! Not all of them are CGI or rubber!

Midnight, Texas: "Lemuel, Unchained"

"Midnight's safe! It's just that you might have to fight to keep it that way."

Um, Xylda? With the body count that this show has so far, I think that it's safe to say that Midnight is definitely not safe.

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The Italian Secretary

Wait a second... I do book reviews?! What? Shocking, I know. It's been awhile since my last one. As you can see by the lovely picture to my right, I bring you a case from the world's greatest detective. And no, sadly, I do not refer to Batman.